For the demotivated, the ones who hate affirmations and especially those “teamwork” posters that fools put up at workplaces, there’s a one-day special from Austin’s own Despair, Inc.:

Use coupon code “cincodemayo” (no quotes) when placing any order of $15 or more and you’ll receive $5 off. CODE IS VALID ON THURSDAY MAY 5TH ONLY.

The sticky pads make wonderful presents for the right people. I’ve been a grateful recipient and find a need to restock the “burnout” one, which says “Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.”