What’s next, Survivor: Dripping Springs?

cops_header_new_jan2005.jpgNo sooner has MTV finished taping their ode to hormones and booze known as The Real World, then another old school reality show steps into town to pick up the slack. The local daily is reporting that COPS has chosen to film none other than Travis County’s finest for some of next season’s exploration of criminal stupidity. While our fair county isn’t quite so back-woodsy as it used to be, there should still be ample display of the Whiskey Tango lifestyle to make their trip worthwhile.

The COPS team will be filming through June, so you lucky folk in the county have the next eight weeks to tempt fame and stardom by arguing incoherently with your estranged wife/cousin, posturing shirtless on your rickety porch, or pumping your neighbor’s car full of buckshot. And since this is on camera, this is your big chance to flee from arrest without fear of excessively brutal retribution. Do us proud, and show the world the real Austin City Limits.

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