The Real World: Blow by Blow
I was non-plussed by the whole deal, honestly. Never drove by the house trying to get a look. Never hung out at some ass bar to witness their underaged shenanigans. Didn’t read the inordinant fawning coverage in the Statesman. Yet here I was - someone who hadn’t watched an entire season of the Real World since Puck was pissing in everyone’s Cheerios - glued to the premiere of Real World Austin. I have to admit, it was better than I expected …
9:02 Man, they sure make Austin look pretty. I mean, “purty.”
9:04 Mt. Bonnell, Auditorium Shores, the Capitol … all nice, iconic meeting spots.
9:12 Wow, that warehouse has some crazy ugliness going on inside. Glad I didn’t rush down to the post-show garage sale to buy some used retro-chic crap. And just think of the stains … *shudder*
9:15 Pretty stereotypes all in a row. In a hot tub. “We’re best friends!!!” Uh huh …
9:20 I remember when it used to rain here, and I vaguely remember complaining about it a lot. Stupid! [runs away awkwardly]
9:28 Ass flashes are a classy way to introduce yourself. Whoever jumps Melinda first better be wearing a brick wall for protection.
9:34 Drinking, stupidity, macking. Wash, rinse, repeat. Drifting off …
9:47 Whoa!!! That dude just CLOCKED Danny! I am now officially interested in this show.
9:49 I’m not sure what looks worse; the belligerent 6th St. drunks, Danny’s humiliating shiner, or the ineffective APD cameo.
9:56 A broken cheekbone is definitely more reality than I expected from this MTV pimp-fest.
All that, and an arrest in the next episode? I may end up watching, just to see whether its the cast or the locals who embarrass themselves more.
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Dude, did the guy who busted his cheekbone get arrested for assault? That was pretty jacked up.
I’m sure that various Real World forums are about as reliable as a Michael Jackson witness, but I saw some talk that the attacker was identified and arrested because he signed a release with the MTV crew. Sounds pretty unlikely, but then again cold-cocking someone in front of rolling cameras is pretty f’ing stupid to begin with.
Conspiracy theory o’ the day: MTV actually paid the guy to smack Danny as an homage to Network, but with a pretty boy target instead of old dude Peter Finch.
I saw some of the episode last night. Watching a bunch of pretty boy/girl, drunken, out-of-town morons didn’t hold my interest for long.
It is interesting to see how they weave together the locations. I think the Frost Bank building is going to become the image that those who only experience Austin through the show will associate with us. They showed it more times than I could count. I wonder how much local music will be incorporated.
The biggest question I have is how the hell do you find enough people to get into a fight on a weeknight on Sixth Street in the winter?
the dude who got hit is acting like a puss!
Apparently, the did arrest someone for assault stemming from the opening show incident.
I used to have sex with Melinda in high school. I took her virginity. She was the biggest freak i’ve ever been with. She used to try to lick my asshole all the time, it made her so wet. Also, i went balls deep in her ass anytime i wanted to. She would be doing her homework while i fucked her ass. Literally doing math while i was tearing her ass up. I really want to get in contact with her again cuz that was some nice pussy.
hey, I was wondering if there was a way I could email DANNY, By the way the show was awesome~