I couldn’t resist responding to a flame. Sue me.
Dear firstname.lastname@example.org thank you for your comment to one of my posts. Your creative, “YOU FAGS” and a time-consuming drawing of someone flicking the finger posted under a different name with the same email and IP Address were so clever and well thought out. I don’t normally respond to retarded comments from people on the Internet, but I felt obliged to give you a response.
Why yes, I am a fag! A proud one that in my post was pleased to write about a hair salon giving haircuts for charity. As for getting a life, I’d like to propose the same thing to you. Having a life is a wonderful thing, one in which usually takes up so much of my time I have none to spare to write a response to people that post comments on one of the three web sites I write for. I’ll invite our readers to either email you at email@example.com or leave a comment here on ways they suggest ‘getting a life’. Let’s see what fun ways they all come up with!