The Paramount used to show grade B movies in its last days as a movie theater; the State showed grade Z, but as double features. The Paramount has a box-office window right up front and there’s somebody in it at certain hours. At the State, there’s a different procedure required in order to reach a Living Being.

And it’s a fairly large, free-standing ATM machine.

But on Monday, 14 March, at 9:00 am, somebody will be there, and the first 200 people in line will be given free tickets to a live three-hour broadcast of the Al Franken Show, on the air from 11 am to 2 pm, including on KOKE-AM 1600 radio for the first time.