If you think you might have what it takes to be one of Donald Trump’s sycophants or you would like your shot at reality TV stardom, “The Apprentice” will be holding an open casting call on Saturday, July 30th, at the Omni Hotel downtown [via].

Though there had been rumors that Trump had considered pitting a black team against a white team this season, he later said it was just an idea he disliked that had been suggested numerous times.

If you do decide to show up for the audition, make sure you fill out an application first and get there early. KXAN is holding a contest as well that will allow five people who submit a 30-word reason why they’d like to be on the show a chance to be first in line for the auditions.

A cast producer told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that they’re not looking for the craziest or loudest people for next season, just people who can be themselves. But how does that explain Mr. Guitar Jingle Guy, Danny Kastner, from last season?

More advice for Apprentice wannabes can be gleaned from this report about the Baltimore casting call that took place last week:

For yesterday’s casting call, applicants were broken down into groups of 10. Two groups at a time were brought before two members of the show’s casting staff.

The applicants were then given a topic – such as whether it’s ever right to torture someone, whether a “glass ceiling” really exists for women in corporate America, and the usefulness of diversity training – to discuss while the show’s casting director and a casting associate observed the banter.

So come one, come all, and prepare to banter and banter self-confidently into your reality show immortality.