If your ass is still chapped from the City’s decision to pull the plug on the Austin Music Network, now’s your chance to get over it and represent, VJ style. ME Television, the corporate successor to AMN, is holding open auditions this weekend to find VJ’s, on-air personalities, and reporters who can entertain and delight the couch jockeys of Austin. If you’ve got what it takes to become the Alan Hunter or Nina Blackwood (warning: dated MTV reference) of Austin’s airwaves, bring your resume, headshot (that’s a picture, not an action), and unquenchable thirst for life to the 501 Studios Building between 10-4 on Saturday or 1-5 on Sunday. More information and a downloadable application are available at the ME website.