For your sake, I hope that title doesn’t get you humming Styx. Because this night has nothing to do with Dennis DeYoung and everything to do with Vince Young.

For those living under rocks, stones, etc. tonight is the Rose Bowl in which the #2 ‘Horns will try to forcibly remove the #1 ranking from the University of Spoiled Children (and Snoop Dogg!!) in front of their hometown crowd. The brave, intrepid, and fortunate are in Cali to see the game in person, but there are no shortage of local options for fans wanting to simulate the loud drunken environment of a stadium crowd. And if the ‘Horns manage to pull it off, the celebration along the Drag should be quite a spectacle, albeit somewhat muted minus the 40-some thousand students still on break.

For those who could give a squat about the Rose Bowl, ABC is pre-empting Lost for the game, so you may as well watch it anyway.

Update: Hook ’em.