With the news a week or two ago that Kinky Friedman and Carole Keaton Strayhorn are both officially on the ballot as independents for this fall’s governor’s race, I’ve been expecting hear more from both candidates. The newest flap is whether or not the Secretary of State Roger Williams will let “The Kinkster” use his nickname on the ballot. If Kinky loses out, be prepared for voter challenges as tens of people are confused by this new candidate, Richard Friedman. Look for Strayhorn to petition to be listed as “one tough grandma” if Williams grants Kinky his wish.

Honestly, it all seems like a formality. I had no idea the man’s real name was Richard until today. While I signed the petition to get him on the ballot, I don’t think I have any intention of voting for him. I’ll keep an open mind, but it’s not very likely. I’m certainly not voting for the woman responsible for inflicting former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan on us. I suppose it’s inevitable that Texas would give California and Florida a run for their money in election weirdness. Let the games begin!