Will Wynn, Austin mayor and style icon, has paid a $500 bond and must choose between counseling or twenty hours of community service. That’s the story as reported by the local daily. The tv news channel has it that there’s no either-or proposition; the style icon is subject to both conditions, according to that source. Counseling for what? Anger management? And what would be good, useful community service? Read all about it as reported on the local tv news channel and in our local daily. The charge is misdemeanor assault. It’s not reported whether the defendant cursed at anybody. The counseling is to be “private.” One must assume that the public service will be public. Perhaps we’ll see the style icon along the hike and bike trail picking up unpleasant residues. Keep an eye out between now and the May 2 deadline.